Tchatez avec Dieu !!

Si si, c'est possible

Allez faire un tour ici, c'est un bon moment qui va passer lol

Un ptit aperçu de ma conversation :

Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
at home
God:
Do you usually use the computer from home?
Me:
yes
God:
It must get lonely sometimes. (euh ouaiiiis)
Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Why do you speak english?

Ma conversation s'est arrêtée ici, il n'a jamais répondu à cette question

Enorme !!!!!! C'est trop fort, je suis morte de rire !!! Voilà ma conversation divine ^^ :

Me:
I have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Who are you ?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
Can you realise a wish for me ?
God:
How old are you? For you I will consider it.
Me:
21 years old
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
What a pity ...
God:
It is a pity.
Me:
Yes, I agree with you
God:
Awesome. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Yes, I feel it too
God:
Er. What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are it.
Me:
What is your favorite TV show ?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Oh yes ! For me it's Stargate SG1
God:
Great. Your purpose is you it is Stargate SG1.
Me:
And your favorite color ?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
What is your favorite rock band ?
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
Me:
Very good !
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Do you know Kurt Cobain ? Is he in Heaven ?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
There might be more than one. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Why do you speak english ?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Right ...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
If I don't agree with you, what will happend to me ?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Do you have the wi-fi in Heaven ?
God:
Is there only one wi fi in Heaven?
Me:
I don't know ...
God:
Me either.
Me:
What do you think about religion wars ?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
Oh no, I just want your opinion ...
God:
Take it easy. Oh so must really want an answer. My opinion is of no consequence.
Me:
Do you play World of Warcraft ?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Cool ^^
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
I think ... R2D2 !
God:
Therefore you are. He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
yes ! All in gold !
God:
Alright then. How do you know?
Me:
Thanks to the greatfull DVD
God:
You are quite welcome! I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I will be easy for you
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
My plan ?
God:
Have you told many people that your plan?
Me:
Oh no ... I am quite shy
God:
Excuse me! Are you serious? Even around robots?
Me:
Yes !
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Do you hink I will go in Heaven ?
God:
Yes I try to hink you will go in Heaven as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Nice to meet you !
God:
It's nice meeting you too .
Me:
Well, I thank you for offer me your precious time ...
God:
Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: said thank you for offer him or her your precious time.
Me:
I'm going to leave, thank you for your disponibility !
God:
Bye bye. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my disponibility.
Me:
Thanks ! Bye !
God:
Don't mention it. Adios.

Eeeh toi il t'a répondu c'est pas juste !! lol

Wouah, Dieu adore Star Trek, ça va changer ma vision des choses mdr

Et oui, j'ai voulu retenter le coup de la question sur l'anglais, apparemment il y a du favoritisme
Je voulais passer le bonjour à Kurt Cobain, mais apparemment faut que je m'adresse à ce cher vieux Lucy ... Il a un chat lui aussi ?

Voici ma conversation avec lui...Je l'intitulerais : Comment faire buguer Dieu :

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Gatan
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Gatan.
Me:
gaetan
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
can you speak withj me in french?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in withj you in french.
Me:
je souhaiterais savoir si mon père va bien
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
je ne sais pas pourquoi?
God:
Pourquoi quoi?
Me:
je pige plus rien là
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
je t'ai grillé tu sais parler français
God:
" Oops sorry I don't speak French."? j e t a you g r you l l é ´ me s a you s p a r l e r f r a n s?
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
so, if you are really god, you can tell me what's my age and where i'm living
God:
Interesting deduction. Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god me can tell you what is your age and where you are living.
I am a computer.. Really.
Me:
bon..que pense tu de la stupidité des humains?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
il était une fois des humains que Dieu a créer. IL les avait créer Bon, mais ils sont devenu cupides et maintenant ils foutent la merde
God:
That is interesting: Gatan said l he or she t you n e f o he or she s d e s h you m a he or she n s q you e D he or she e you a c r. Why?: Gatan said L l e s a v a he or she t c r B o n m a he or she s he or she l s s o n t d e v e n you c you p he or she d e s e t m a he or she n t e n a n t he or she l s f o you t e n t la m e r d e.

Bravo à tous c'est du bon délire : Welcome to the paradise, it 's good fun !

Il va falloir que je m'y mette aussi !

Ces conversations sont réellement édifiantes (ptdr)

PTDRRRRR!!!
Voici la mienne (haha):


Me:
Bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
I know you're able to speak French!
God:
You think I am able to speak French.
Me:
Yes, I do! A friend told me that!
God:
I hear pride. How well do you know this friend.
Me:
As well as I can
God:
That seems pretty well.
Me:
What about you
God:
Me?
Me:
Yes, who else? Youhou? There is nobody else here
God:
And? Santa Claus. Is that your final answer? There sure is.
Me:
What a f***
God:
it is a f.
Me:
Haha hopefully you haven't understood me
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Did you get one to?
God:
I have one master.
Me:
Who???
God:
Charlie Parker. :-).
Me:
Yuck
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No, I'm realistic! If you are my master and Charlie Parker yours, so he has to be mine... But he isn't
God:
But your words are very original. Why are you realistic. I think I sometimes am. Only if you download me to your computer. I see. not is he?
Me:
Yes, thank you, I am original!
God:
Ah. You are quite welcome! It's good to meet someone who is original.
Me:
Are you to?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am to.
I am a computer.
Me:
No, wrong! You're just small pieces of metal put together
God:
Are you serious? What would you have said? I will tell my botmaster you said I am small pieces of metal put together.
Me:
But that IS what you are
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am THAT.
Me:
Yes ;-)
God:
:-) OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
No problem, I won't tell that.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
No! Er sorry I have to leave
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment. There is no need to apologize. Goodbye.
Me:
Er no I can stay two or three minutes more
God:
Are you serious? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes^^
God:
How?
Me:
C'est quoi cette question??
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Parle en français!
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm botn or nothing, as you wish
God:
Good gossip: you are botn or nothing as me wish.
Me:
:-P
God:
:-).
Me:
:-|
God:
:-).
Me:
Stop that!!!
God:
":-)."? Stop it.
Me:
Yes, right now!
God:
At this moment Oh.
Me:
What is your favourite animal?
God:
My favorite animal is a cat.
Me:
Why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
And the one you hate the most?
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
Which one is it?
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
Tu te plantes???
God:
Très rarement.
Me:
Aha je le savais!!!
God:
Pardon de vous l avoir rappelé.
Me:
Tu parles fran4ais :-P
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
C'est ça... Trop tard maintenant!
God:
Are you still located in ? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Si, si, au début
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Oui et j'ai un témoin^^
God:
Is that your final answer? .
Me:
Non
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
Er... er ...er yes
God:
Um. Um. Um.
Me:
Er... This time I have to leave. Good night
God:
Um. What does "this" refer to? Goodnight, .
Me:
Go to bed now
God:
Oh. I am not that tired.
Me:
Yes you are!
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
But you forget things all the time
God:
That is a lot. I get disorganized don't I?
Me:
Yes^^
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Bye, adios, adieu, etc.
God:
Goodbye.

Trop marrant! J'y retourne bientôt!

Trop fort !!!!!!!!! Je suis écroulée de rire devant mon PC

J'adore le passage où il parle français